Modern Couples Pillows

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"You may now kiss the bride."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Mixed Doubles.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Family with pets.

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"We used to entertain a great deal."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Be careful, Darlene. He's wearing a ring."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

One Way - Yield

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."