Modern Couple Supporter Pillows

'Our cell phone providers merged, so we decided to tie the knot too.'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"You may now kiss the bride."

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Modern Charm

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

". . . Do you both like and subscribe. . ."

"I now pronounce you...significant others!"

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

"Will you please shut up! I'm trying to talk to Alexa!"

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness even with a high co-pay?"

"Click here if you accept his terms and conditions."

5-hour relationship drug.

"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."

"Oh, it's the comedian I like that's still scared to talk about her vagina."

"Alexa - tell my husband he's wrong."

'A World energy crisis is looming' "I blame the billions in the 3rd world wanting to get what we've got!"

"Don't waste your ammo pal, we're just f**k buddies."

His and Hers Charge

"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"

Unborn baby texts his parents.

'Now accepting credit cards.'

"Darling! Will you ride my coattails as I raise politically!?"

"It's still decided what it wants to be."