Modern Battleship Strategist Gifts

Searching for a gift for the modern battleship strategist? Our collection of witty and themed products celebrates tactical minds and naval battles with a touch of humor. Whether they enjoy planning naval campaigns or simply love the theme, you'll find something special here to inspire their strategic spirit.

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'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.' mockup

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

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"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!" mockup

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

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Sweep the board.

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News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle mockup

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

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Reverse psychology

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"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..." mockup

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

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"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him." mockup

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

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"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge." mockup

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

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"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card." mockup

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

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"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

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"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno." mockup

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

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"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port." mockup

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

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Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair' mockup

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

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"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?" mockup

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

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"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time." mockup

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

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"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game." mockup

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

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"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

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