Model Flying Gifts

"His gardening fits in perfectly with his model aircraft."

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Alien Beauty Magazine

'Are you done yet?'

That every day look.

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Girl's weight issues.

"Fashion Week"

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Amanda Seyfried

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

A Friend in Need.

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

The Amazing Adjustable Heel

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