Model Flying Pillows

"His gardening fits in perfectly with his model aircraft."

The Style of Elements

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

That every day look.

Alien Beauty Magazine

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'Are you done yet?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Girl's weight issues.

"Fashion Week"

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

A Friend in Need.

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

The Amazing Adjustable Heel