Mocking The Fairweather Fan Gifts

"The only thing worse than a Boston fan is a Los Angeles Boston fan."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Captain steering house through flood.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

A Cumulonim-bus

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

Murder trials at the criminal court shown as a theatrical show

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

The filming of CEOs Gone Wild

Revealing Airport Security

Clay pigeon shooting

Ice Age.

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

"I'm a foul weather fan."

A bigamist is an Italian fog.

'I know we're living under a park bench. Do you know the roof leaks?'

'The first ears you made were insufficiently pink and fuzzy, so their destruction in the bathtub was actually for the best!'

Man Sledging on his car

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

News. Huge Factory Blast. The bathroom fixtures factory blew up? What's the situation? Scattered showers.

Oooo, yeah, you've got a bad case of freezer burn there, Charlie.

"Hot enough for you?"

"It appears the cold front from the frozen foods met the warm front from the hot take-out and..."

"Wait! I know the answer!"

"Yessss!! Today is my lucky day!!!"

Do you think March will go out like a lion or a lamb this year? I wish it would go out like a wolverine

British Weather Bureau Symbols

U.S.- Israel 'Our relationship is as warm as ever.'

'Is it just me or are we getting more wind lately?'

Ask Meteorologist Ernie. "What do you think about the saying 'It rains on good people and bad people alike'?" It's true, of course, but it's not what I'm talking about when I say "fair weather."

"And this weather system is beginning to look like genitalia."

'I thin he has a split personality. Every time he does a rain dance it snows.'

'Sorry I'm a little late with today's joke, folks.... I was busy shoveling the global warming off my driveway.'

'It wasn't that hot down here before global warming.'