Mocking Authority Pillows

'Church Commission Land. No entry. Don't be tempted - someone IS watching!'

Dog walking Human.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"We pay the living dead wage."

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

Coming to a consensus.

'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'

Continental marshal

The boss is always right.

A Dummy Corporation.

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

When PJ says no, that's the end of it!

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

Campus police are dorm troopers.

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

'Get on the ground! Hands behind your head! Move! ... OK, anyone else feel like arguing with the ref?'

"Freeze!"

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

'My anti-distraction program isn't very high-tech, but it works.'

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."

'Honey, why do you always put me int he rear seat of you patrol car when you give me a lift home?'

'I can't prescribe anything for his midlife crisis but I know a high school principal who'll scare him out of it.'

'We're here to nudge you into moving south.'

"Sire. I fear that we shall have to turn back. He has a hi-vis vest and a road cone."

'It's a list of things I don't like to do.'