Mock Suspense Enthusiast Gifts

"I can hardly take the suspense."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"He did it!"

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle