Mock Pretentiousness Appreciators Pillows

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Gay Times...

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Oh, this old thing?"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"They're so like us."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Divine Desk Bins

A Quiet Rebuke.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Comb Sweet Comb

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Sheep In Curlers

"My guess it's guacamole."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Feline Evolution.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Telekinetics on strike...

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'