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'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Mobsters at the Beach

He loves the water.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gangsta wrap.

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

The Clown Hit

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Mario's Family Portraits.