Mobster Gourmet Mugs

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Mobsters at the Beach

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Gangsta wrap.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

The Clown Hit

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."