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Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

The only game I play on my phone is convincing creditors they have the wrong number!

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

My other cello is a Stradivari

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Dynamite little combo

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

"A large donation usually calms him down."

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Guarneri Feline Quartet.