Mobile Prankster Pillows

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Dynamite little combo

My other cello is a Stradivari

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"A large donation usually calms him down."

"Hey—no cheating!"

Guarneri Feline Quartet.