Mobile App Innovator T-Shirts

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

God's Phone

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

Cloud Computing.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."