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'The check is in the email attachment.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cloud Computing.

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

My First Bitcoin.

'We're e-bankrupt.'

The power of the brain

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'I hate these cliche situations!'

Dog Walker

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!