Game App Innovator Gifts

The only game I play on my phone is convincing creditors they have the wrong number!

'The check is in the email attachment.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cloud Computing.

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

My First Bitcoin.

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

The power of the brain

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'I hate these cliche situations!'

Mark Zuckerberg

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Dog Walker

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'