Game Pioneer Gifts

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Eldrow

Internet.

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

'I call it 'Myspace'''

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'Wheel.'

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Riding the statue.

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

Castaway harnessing electricity.