App Inventor Gifts

"Quick! I need an app that erases my office behavior history."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Is this the new input device?'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

God's Phone

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cloud Computing.

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

The power of the brain

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

My First Bitcoin.

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."