Mobile App Fan Pillows

"I've got an app that tells me how much I've drank."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

God's Phone

Today's love

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

I have an idea for a new app: It'll tell you what your dog is thinking. What? How? Through a sensor planted in the dog's collar. Every time it barks, whines or sighs, the sensor will beam an English translation to your phone. It'll either say "feed me," "walk me," "I need to potty," or "leave me alone," or a random combination of those. That sounds like the most useless app ever. It'll also shout "I'm running!" when the dog is running.

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"It appears you have a virus."

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

'zzz sleep.'

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"At least you were replaced with a two ton industrial robot. I was replaced with an app."

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

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