Mobile App Fan Mugs

"I've got an app that tells me how much I've drank."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

God's Phone

Today's love

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

'zzz sleep.'

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"It appears you have a virus."

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"At least you were replaced with a two ton industrial robot. I was replaced with an app."

RAISED BY PHONES

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

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