Mlb Pitcher Pillows

A possessive pitcher.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

The Giamatti era

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Baseball Dreams

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Balk!'

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"There's your problem."

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

The rotator cuff fairy.

'Kenny! Stop...We're over here!'

Planeterrium.

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

Baseball manager brings pitcher golf clubs

Pitching guidelines

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."