Mlb Pitcher Pillows

A possessive pitcher.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

The Giamatti era

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Baseball Dreams

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Balk!'

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"There's your problem."

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Tommy John Surgery.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

The rotator cuff fairy.

'Kenny! Stop...We're over here!'

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

Planeterrium.

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!

Gerald sensed that more than just his reputation was riding on the success of the presentation.

Baseball manager brings pitcher golf clubs

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."