Mix Of Old And New Pillows

"Hear ye! Hear ye! You have [5] notifications ..."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"If I'm to create objects and graphics in the text...I'll need Windows."

"Hey! Did the ball drop yet?"

Noah directs animals aboard the ark featuring first class and tourist sections.

American Gothic lol

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

Is-you-is-or-is-you-ain't my baby!

Queen Victoria discovers the internet

Caveman in office, "Miss Jones, come in here and bring me up to date."

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

Lincoln Lane

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'Boys, we're forming a posse to track down the Fenton gang. So get your laptops, and start searchin'.'

Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab

'The top and shorts are a perfect match.' (Sales assistant to customer in a jigsaw outfit).

Faxissimus

Elderly man with a selfie stick

North Pole. The red nose had nothing to do with guiding us --- Rudolph has a GPS device!

'I love it, grandma! Thank you for the thong quilt!'

'When does the screen saver come on?'

3-D Virtual Reality Fox Hunting

Digital Hourglass

"I can't decide between a little umbrella and an olive on a sword."

"Hi, I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"