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Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

That's Roderick Sloan, the Alvin Meriwether professor of business administration, and with him is Alvin Meriwether, the Roderick Sloan professor of economics.

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

'I was just given more responsibility. Now I am not only responsible for corporate mumbo but also for corporate jumbo.'

F.A. interview: 'I'm sorry - I'm afraid I know nothing about sport...', 'Then WELCOME ABOARD!'

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

Gloria called

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

Big cheese

"You monster!"

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'Actually, I don't see myself as a thought leader, but more of a thought manager."

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

"That isn't what the doctor meant by 'push fluids'."

"Hi, I'm Dr. Jenkins." "Nice to meet you. I'm Bachelor of Science Johnson."

"You say to take one of these 3 times a day? How can I take it more than once?"

"We're not that kind of SWAT team, ma'am."

Fred thought he was following orders when he began the war on terriers.