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Gloria called

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

Speed Checked By Radar.

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."