Misunderstanding Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

Speed Checked By Radar.

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

"I forgot to put bay leaf in the red beans and no one even noticed."