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"When the mist clears, turn right."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

The Lost World: You are Here

"I am not asking for directions."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"You are here"

Set sail

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby