Mistake Learner Pillows

Those two try to learn from their mistakes, but they can't process that much data.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

Modern Studying

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

'What did you learn at university today?'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."