Missing Teeth Enthusiasts Pillows

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Directions.

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Dentists on Holiday

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

Dentimony.