Missing Teeth Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Directions.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

Dentists on Holiday

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters