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"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"How is it gendered?"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Shall I be mother?

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Real men cry these days....."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

The Dance Circa 1970

"Shall I be mother?"

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