Mismatched Family Fun Gifts

"Luke, I'm not your father."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Ah...here they are!"

'Ready Mum?'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Circus Act

Skateboard

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Two children play with a pedal bin

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"