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Love a Mutt

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Good, but not Great Danes.

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'What sort of mix is she?'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

Meditation for dogs

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

"Tree's up!"

I wonder if he can think.

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

"Well, I think it's a BIG improvement over how he used to play with them after he caught them!"

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

'Bad dog!!'

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

'Actually, Doctor, his bite is worse than his bark!'

"That's our paper shredder."

Double Feature: Lassie - Rin-Tin-Tin.

"Believe me, I've lost more than my mittens."

'Exactly one year ago, little Bonzo got lost between Brian's fat wrinkles.'