Messy Mutt Lover T-Shirts

Good, but not Great Danes.

Dog yoga

Love a Mutt

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Johann Sebastian Bark.

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

'What sort of mix is she?'

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

Meditation for dogs

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

The Devil's Advocat

I wonder if he can think.

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

Dog hides behind piano.

'Bad dog!!'

Thoughtful Dog

"That's our paper shredder."

'Those toys you left us got boring, so we borrowed your paintball gear and had a little fun.'

"My date? If that's the best selective breeding can achieve, I'll only date mutts from now on..."

NO DOG GOLF