Mutt Mimic T-Shirts

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Love a Mutt

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'What sort of mix is she?'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

'Harry has laryngitis.'

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

Call of the Domesticated.

"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

'Yechh! Somebody took bites!'

"Luice's at a very impressionable age."

'He's stubborn as a mule, eats like a bird, talks like a parrot, means as a coyote, sloppy as a bear, dumb as a. . ."

"My date? If that's the best selective breeding can achieve, I'll only date mutts from now on..."