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'Actually, Doctor, his bite is worse than his bark!'

Dog yoga

Face painting.

Love a Mutt

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Happy now?'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Untidy bedroom

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

He Did It!

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

'Who messed up my workbench?!'

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

'Why let sleeping dogs lie when all you have to do is wake them up to get the truth.'

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'