Master Of Mutts Mugs

'Actually, Doctor, his bite is worse than his bark!'

Face painting.

Dog yoga

Love a Mutt

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Untidy bedroom

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

He Did It!

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

'Who messed up my workbench?!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

'Why let sleeping dogs lie when all you have to do is wake them up to get the truth.'

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."