Misinterpretation Detective Pillows

"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Love at First Sight

"My guess it's guacamole."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"It's a setup."

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

"See...polystyrene!"

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

"They're not home.."

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

'Mrs. Peterson. . . Sgt. O'Leary here, I'm afraid there's been an accident and your husband is in a comma.'

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

look out it might be a fake

Fake news on social media

"That isn't what the doctor meant by 'push fluids'."

"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

'...and then, when I asked if I could see her home, she showed me a photograph of her house.'

"Look, told ya – it’s a Romney poster!"

"Till now I always thought of the gravy train as a good thing."

'And here you can see one of the incredibly boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'This is a rip-off!'

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect the glasses?'

'What do you mean, 'No warranty??' The user manual does not say that I can't send a Cappuccino by email!'

"This consumer durable isn't."

"Can I help you find or lose something?"