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Hole in forty-seven.

"At least my putting has improved."

Let's see, that is one..two..three shots into the water.

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'I knew it! Come back here!'

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Watch your language.

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

"Harry's putting is not the only thing that stinks!"

Golfing Accident

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

"He missed a hole-in-one by an inch and a half."

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Bah Humbug!

'It seemed like a great place to set up shop, in case things won't work out well next door'

"I said to make a left at the fourteenth green!!"

For sale - used only once.

"In this tournament we have created a different level of difficulty."

'Call my chiropractor!'

Keep calm, play golf.

"I'm very glad you found a relaxing activity to enjoy during your retirement."

Missing Ball.