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'You have to spend money to make money, and Walter just HATES it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

Delta and Omicron Race

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"Try S instead of L."

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

"There's Colonel Clapworthy alone with his memories - dirty old devil!"

"And what would you like for Christmas, little boy!"

"When was the last time you cleaned the fridge?"

"Darn, I've done it again!"

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

"...and you tell me that Snow White is still the fairest of them all!"

'You have to spend money to make money, and Walter just HATES it.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

"Tremaine, could I see you for a moment — alone?"

'Missed!' (acrobat holding his partner's gloves)

"On the internet you said you were tall."

"I didn't know my eyebrows looked like that."

'Gentlemen, this deal offers some spectacular opportunities for us to miss, and miss them we shall.'

"A breakthrough, but not a major breakthrough."

"They're wonderful mimics."

"Sorry, this is the Department of Wrong Places. You want the Bureau of Missed Appointments way-y-y-y-y-y-y down the hall."