Mischievous Marine Biologist T-Shirts

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The Food Chain

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Polar bears

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Did you find our menorah?

"Welcome."

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

No Swimming Allowed

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"Trust me- you're more than ready."

"That's what I hate about whale parties – no room to dance and they always run out of krill."

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

'I told you this would make a lousy birthday present.'

"Geez, dude. You been working out?"

You've got to admire his spunk.

"We'll be needing an ink sample."

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."