Mischief-meowing Mystic Gifts

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

A young Don King

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Which one's yours?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

The Tooth Ferret

A child and his dog

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

Faust

Cat scratches dog's car.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

God creates humans.

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"