Mischief Mediator Gifts

"No, I'm not here for your little sister."

"What happened to what cat?"

"I like this one. Do you think it will look good when knocked from the table to the floor?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

The Runaway Horse

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Backfire

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'