Mischief Mediator Mugs

"No, I'm not here for your little sister."

"What happened to what cat?"

"I like this one. Do you think it will look good when knocked from the table to the floor?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Runaway Horse

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Backfire

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Boy rolled into a snowball

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Snow Devil

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.