Mirror Avoider Pillows

'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

'I'll take it!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Ask A Silly Question.

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"I hate hat hair."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

"Work with me!"

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

Antiques

"You're so vein."

There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!