Miracle Cream Explorer Prints

"That anti-aging cream worked wonders."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Fishing with God

Ice Cream Dreams.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

The Frog Prince

PROBLEM AREAS

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

Plane Yogurt.

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"Why have you brought me here?"

Dating is so expensive...

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"