Miracle Explorer Prints

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Fishing with God

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Tiny Visions

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The Frog Prince

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Bird Bath.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

This little pig's house was a facade.

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Nostradamus.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

DNA doctor

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Well I think it's worth a try!'