Miracle Explorer Prints

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Fishing with God

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Tiny Visions

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

The Frog Prince

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bird Bath.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

This little pig's house was a facade.

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Nostradamus.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

DNA doctor

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'