Mirage Explorer Prints

"It's not a mirage. It's a giant Trompe-L'oeil"

A man sees a dinosaur in the desert

"I need help with my vision - all the desert mirages I see are starting to look really blurry!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

A Preschool of Fish

The Frog Prince

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

Desert Mirage

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"