Mars Explorer Prints

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

'We just received this photo of a toilet from Curiosity. It appears the seat has been left up, providing more evidence that men are from Mars.'

...and the search continues...

'I bet he thinks I'm a sap and is taking the long way around to jack up the fare.'

PERSEVERANCE

Mars missions 2020

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"No, the reason Mars is becoming whiter isn't tougher immigration laws, it's a shifting icecap."

Alien Life on Mars

Welcome to Mars: 'As long as the damn thing can only see 3D I figure we're in the clear!'

'Who put that thing there?'

Mars-A-Lago

New evidence from Curiosity; Martian blood likely to be green.

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

Ice reservoir found on Mars.

Martian restaurant and take away

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Captain in a storm

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'