Mission Explorer Prints

'I can't talk to you now, I'm on a mission.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'But what is the universe for?'

Captain in a storm

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

God Sneezes Out Creation

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

The First Martian Dog.

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Marry me astronaut

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."