Secret Mission Explorer Prints

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Clandestine cows.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Amateur Palmist

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

"...To sum up, then, everything is illusory - Do you guys have any questions?"

Mission Impossible

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."

Psst! Stay in character!

"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'