Cure Explorer Prints

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The discovery of electricity...

'It's an antique!'

'Mom's Spa'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

DNA doctor

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.