Miracle Cream Explorer Pillows

"That anti-aging cream worked wonders."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Fishing with God

Ice Cream Dreams.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

The Frog Prince

PROBLEM AREAS

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

Plane Yogurt.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

Dating is so expensive...

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"Why have you brought me here?"

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

Aisle of Milk & Honey

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"